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Jokes for Sermons

A man is walking through the woods, enjoying the peace of nature, when suddenly —
he spots a massive bear charging straight at him.

Heart racing, he takes off running, zig-zagging through the trees. But deep down, he knows…

You can’t outrun a bear.

Out of options, the man drops to his knees and starts praying:

“Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, O Lord… let …

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