50 Hilariously Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh - Joke Dose
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
6. How do you make an egg-roll?